Still recovering. Had an epic Saturday which involved: As well as MOVIE NIGHT. I revisited a perennial favorite, Beetlejuice. I feel like, as a kid, Winona Laura Horowitz' breakout performance as Lydia Deetz was really instrumental to me. I was a goth kid. I wanted to be, as per Lydia "Strange and Unusual". Her layered, lacy outfits and hand-twisted gel-ed ravens-nest bangs were really inspiring to me. But watching it again, I felt much less interest in Lydia than I did in her mom.
MY STYLE ICON IS DELIA DEETZ
OK, I have to sort of make peace with some aspects of the character that rub me the wrong way: she's rich. She's bourgeois. BUT she's also a frustrated sculptress. I actually really like her sculptures. Plus, also: I just adore Catherine O'Hara. In my mind, the woman can do no wrong. And, really, watching the movie over the weekend, her clothes are SO MUCH BETTER than Lydia's. ALSO: throughout the movie, Delia Deetz is almost always drinking WHITE WINE. All I'm saying is: Spirit Twins.
"This is my art, and it is dangerous!"
I'm like watching the video, and I realize that Catherine O'Hara, through her clothes, is living my dream. She is a frustrated, postmodern artist with a wardrobe of 1980s Japanese fashion.
I guessed, and was correct, that she wears Mitsuhiro Matsuda, Issey Miyake, Comme des Garçons.
Loves it. AWESOME BONUS TRIVIA: Catherine O'Hara in real life has a condition called situs inversus viscerum.
I'm a Leo, and while I get along with most everyone, and most people adore me (animals too), it's a known fact that my sign gets along particularly well with it's fellow fire signs. We're exciting, what can I say? Leo's feel a kind of sympatico around other Leos. Leos are very straightforward, easy to seduce (quick to bed), generous, sweet, etc. Sagittarius can be very demanding and particular, but rewarding, loyal (more or less) and affectionate. Aries are difficult.
My friend Avory Agony sent this to me in 2007. I had met them when I first got to NYC a few years before, and we were LiveJournal buddies. I knew they were really into astrology, so I once asked them for advice in seducing an Aries (Avory is an Aries).
I often quote this text. I've repeated it so, so many times. When I first got this, it changed my life for a number of reasons, really opened up my mind about human nature. And I totally recommend these tips to people all the time. And everyone agrees they're totally right-on. Recently I was repeating them to an Aries (they don't mind when you break down for them how you're going to try to woo them, they see it as a challenge or something-- 'tests of strength', etc. see below) and it occurred to me that I am often paraphrasing these tips to the point of actually forgetting them. So I dug up the original tips and wanted to share them with everyone.
(Now that I think about it, maybe an Aries wouldn't be so receptive to you sharing these with them. Cause, you know, they want to think of themselves as being really individualistic, unique, special, etc. and implying that their desires and needs are formulaic might piss them off, sound controlling. Or they'll be really into it, go figure. Use at your own risk.)
GUIDE TO SEDUCING AN ARIES, by AVORY AGONY, 2007
"Aries love newness and testing their strength let this be your mantra
in seduction, enjoy.
- Planning elaborate dates...
We love to see good work being done, especially when its to impress us-- remember: details, details, details. Take the reigns in suggesting a surprise date. Take them somewhere they've never been to get wasted, act like everything is magical. I of course, as a native New Yorker, have a few suggestions of favorite places with lots of stimulus and magic. The museum of natural history, take them to go see the unicorn tapestries at the Cloisters, a modern art museum or the aquarium.
- Be the worthy adversary...
As Aries, we are, at the very core of us, conceited people. Naturally, we like to feel like our partners are as cool as us. Walk the walk, talk the talk, dress to impress, wow us with details of things you've read in the New Yorker [Editor's note-- see my previous post, mention of Ayn Rand]. We love to feel like we have the hottest piece of ass around.
- Every time you fuck make sure its different...
This can be a combo of both newness and a test of strength. Yes, we are keeping track. Aries feel like they're being deprived without a rich, exciting sex life that they can fantasize about at the jobs they hate. I've never met an Aries that hasn't been as kinky as me so I would experiment with violating the Aries in as many creative ways as you can possibly think of. Talk trash and leave no fetish left unturned, well at least once...
- Wrestling...
Strength. We are ruled by Mars, the god of war, and love to flex those physical muscles. We also love competition and sports where we can get all sweaty and flustered. If you can, try and beat the shit out us and if you do take the liberty to laugh in our faces for just a second. We'll think it's the hottest ever.
- Make trouble, possibly break a law...
This has to do with rebellion and being bad. Every Aries wants to feel like a character from the movie The Outsiders. Whether yr Aries is Ponyboy, Soda Pop, Dallas or Johnny is a matter of personal taste.
- Presents...
I know it's materialistic, but we love surprises and will act like 5 year-old if you bring us something we think is cool. Make sure it's cool tho, you know what I mean."
I just e-mailed Avory to make sure they were okay with me posting these here (thanks Avory!) and they said they might have guides for other signs too. This is really exciting. It reminds me of the Pornoscopes I wrote for Birdsong a li'l while ago. I should do something else with those. Anyways, please feel free to forward these tips widely.
Y'know, tell your friends or whatever.
A: Yeah. Yes. I sort of go back and forth as to whether or not I'm happy about that. For the last six months my excuse has been that I don't have time for a boyfriend. I guess that's unfortunately true. Single by choice, definitely.
Q: Do you hook up with a lot of guys?
A: No! I hook up with the exactly right number.
Q: What kind of guys do you like? Nice boys or bad boys?
A: I like everyone the exact same amount. I have a soft spot for bad boys but I don't respect badness / selfishness, so it never works out. Nice boys win in the end.
Q: Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?
A: Of course. I’m not proud of it. It definitely wasn’t worth it, I dumped my boyfriend soon after, I felt so guilty. But everyone cheats. If someone cheats on me, though, I'm gone.
Maybe it's cause I was at my parents' house for the weekend, going through all my old records, but all of a sudden I've been REALLY FEELING MELORA CREAGER'S STYLE.
To start: you know her from Rasputina. She was in a few other bands before Rasputina, including Ultra Vivid Scene (picture above is from one of their videos). Melora also played cello on Nirvana's last tour, which is pretty significant to understanding her look if you remember that she comes from a sort of grunge-influence early 1990s milieu, style wise. Her songwriting is incisive, smart, and beautiful. I feel like I should address this, the bulk of her work. Even though I'm really just interested in writing about her visual style.
Rasputina started in the early 1990s in NYC as a "ladies cello society". Melora did all of the artwork for the early Rasputina releases (maybe even all of them?). She is a Cooper Union kid, which I guess explains the cello nerdiness and possibly informs a certain obsessive, antiquarian aesthetic. Melora Creager was one of the last generations of young art stars to come through Cooper Union who still had to make their artwork manually. That is, without computerized help. She embroidered album covers, used copious gold stars. Everything is very intentional and I really like that. Melora had a specific aesthetic she was going for with the band's own style, and it was Victorian. Later on it branched out into some western / slightly offensive (to for my taste) appropriations of "Indigenous princess" chic, but I think they should have kept it where they got it. The band, consisting of Melora and her longest-lasting collaborator, thee inimitable Miss Julia Kent, constantly fought the "goth" label. Which is pretty ridiculous. I mean:
It's totally goth. I'm sorry. It's gorgeous, and it's goth. And while I sort of dismissed it as unnecessarily fancy and surreal when they were coming up, I can really appreciate the aesthetic now. Think about it: Lower East Side, early 1990s. Melora and co. are arising in a very interesting time. It was the ascent of the indie-rocker. Grunge was rippling through actual youth fashion into designer nightmares and back again. Melora's commitment to filthy undergarments is so ahead of the game. She is pushing Courtney Love, Kat Bjelland, and Katie Jane Garside's collective looks, the Frances Farmer KinderWhore aesthetic, to its logical conclusion. Melora has a sense of humour, she's kind of a dadaist in her fashion choices. The absolute commitment and totalness of her aesthetic allows for a lot more humor, and it's often really pretty. This is way before victorian-styled fashions were cute again. This is, of course, before "putting your look together" was really big in a big way. This is obviously eons before any knew anything about Steampunk or whatever. Looking at it recently, I was struck by how it reminds me of so much current style that I really like. Here is the beautiful iconic image of the band circa their first album, Thanks for the Ether.
And from Comme des Garçons, below:
Perswonally, I think their style was pitch-perfect by their second album, possibly my favorite, How We Quit the Forest.
And the strangely familiar Tim Hamilton knit leggings I'm really obsessed with:
Witchy hairpieces of the late 1990s:
Louis Vuitton:
Comme des Garçons, again:
Dior and McQueen:
Also worth mentioning is that Melora was an early champion of Anna Sui. They are friends, I think, and their aesthetics bleed into each others. Before there was Agness Deyn, Melora was the almost-poster girl for Anna Sui. Cute!
Here's a clip from a remix of "Thee Olde Headboard", showcasing their other aesthetic hobby, rollerskating. Adorable:
Peggy Bundy is my role model. Images of glamor and images of the working-class were pretty absent from the television I watched so much of growing up. The beauty of the banal, the un-fashion, the house wife, the stay-at-home, totally turned me out. Peggy made it clear that even those without extraordinary talent, inclination or (especially) means could still affect a glamorous lifestyle. Fuck Paris Hilton. Peggy's style is not only possible, but mandatory. She indulges her own basic physical desires (sex, rest, bonbons cigarettes), at the detriment of... nothing. She's a "bad mom" sure but causes no real harm. And to top it all off she does everything in leggings and heels with a bouffant hairdo. This, the aesthetic of bravery and ease, is inspiring.
