(From Lover, Ferocious. Billy Cheer and Scott Panther at Scott's apartment.)
Scott: I heard them last night.
Billy: You don't have any rats in your house.
Scott: Billy I heard them running around in the kitchen in the middle of the night.
Billy: I think rats are cute.
Scott: Why do you have to think they're cute? They're not living at your house. They scare me.
Billy: I used to have a pet rat, it died of cancer. They're really nice. They're very intelligent.
Scott: I don't know why you think this is so funny, Billy. I have rats. Your boyfriend, who cares about you so, so much, is really upset about something and you keep making jokes. That's just great.
Billy: I'm sorry.... I care about you too, Scott.
Scott (examining a minuscule pimple or something on his arm): I think one bit me. I think it came into my room while I was asleep and I think it bit me.
Billy: That doesn't look like a bite.
Scott: What if I got rat AIDS?
Billy: I don't think you don't have rat AIDS. I wouldn't worry about that.
Scott: Well, you should be worried. You're exactly who should be worried, because if I get rat AIDS you're going to be the first person I give it to.
Billy: That's fine, I'm immune to rat AIDS anyway.