Him: What's your middle name?
Him: I ask you too many questions. I'll slow down.
Me: Joseph is my middle name.
Me: I'm an open book. Read me. Check me out of yr library.
Him: I owe late fines....
Him: I'd never return you.
Him: That was good huh...
Him: I have more...
Thinking about Stepchildren and romance makes me think about making this my life:
Only, like, in my version, Julia goes to smoke a joint with Susan and then Susan's cancer is cured and Susan and Julia dump the hubby and kids and run away a la Thelma and Louise, picking up Geena Davis on the way and then in the end nobody dies.
I guess it would be fair to say that my perfect idea of romance is a Susan Sarandon movie where nobody dies.